New Wristband for Lazy and Overbearing Parents Ruins Children’s Lives
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by Matt Hickey on November 7, 2006

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  • I’d get one of these for my dog but (a) the form factor is a little wrong, (b) $299.95 is a bit steep for some thing that doesn’t even have GPS tracking and (c) treating my pet like a TV remote that occasionally gets lost demeans us both.

  • My first love was a toothless prostitute – number 4 in all of Khazakstan.

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