We know… you’re wondering what this special is. You want to know what kind of event, or contest, or fashion show, or food recipe we’ve got for you, don’t you?

Sorry to say, you’ll have to wonder some more. It’s not time yet. But thanks for checking back. I can tell you when we’re going to tell you what the Surprise is: In the Future, that’s what.

And so you know: by Seattle-Area, we mean for anyone who can reasonably be in Seattle on Monday morning. Except people from Bremerton, you guys are assholes. Then we have another surprise for the rest of the world.