E-mail Turns 35, Viagra $2, Xanax $8 Anytime U Want

Well looks like we had another occasion to celebrate this weekend other than watching football and eating turkey: E-mail’s birthday! E-mail turned 35 this weekend and to celebrate, we’re not going to clean out our SPAM folder for a day.

How is e-mail 35 you ask? Back in 1971, a programmer named Ray Tomlinson was messing around with an idea and eventually sent the first e-mail message. Fast-forward to 2006 and almost all of us take e-mail for granted. So to honor e-mail today, I give you the best thing I could find in my SPAM folder:

Prospero into the cave, My spirits are all bound up, as if I were injuice of the little purple flower into his eyes. But it so fell out,of a daughter and the poor lady received much comfort from the sight
heard that Perdita was his daughter, the great sorrow that he felt Hero was an imprudent lady, and that she talked with men from her this manner this strange event came to pass.
My lord, replied Protheus, it is a letter from my friend Valentine….

Cringe! Worst emails ever [The Sun]

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T (Who am I?)

What in the world are those? I get about 100 a day… they make no sense. It’s almost like the English version of the “lorem ipsum…” Latin filler.

 
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John Biggs (Who am I?)

that’s to confuse filters. I mean it’s as “english” as you can get, almost completely random, and contains no key words. Then they stuff in an image with their message on it and they’ve got you.

 
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Ernesto Tane (Who am I?)

Da delo dazhe ne v goda. Ernesto Tane.

 

Ne v dengah ne v muzejnoj pyl. Menelaus Karolis.

 
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Genya Georgiy (Who am I?)

Nadejatasa derzhatasa dozhidatas. Genya Georgiy.

 
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Ece Anastasie (Who am I?)

And youve really done a lot of junk no. Ece Anastasie.

 
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Vilfred Plinio (Who am I?)

I think of all the times that I tried to lend a han. Vilfred Plinio.

 
Anonymous

Hello, Your site is great. Regards, Valintino Guxxi

 

Man I had a dreadful fligh. Hilaire Shichiro.

 
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I put my step in to your guestbook like I always

 
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Gordon (Who am I?)

You guys do a wonderful job! Keep up the good work!!!g

 
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Martino Heino (Who am I?)

it was back in 99, watching movies all the tim. Martino Heino.

 
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