Since Japanese gamers in Japan tend to a be a little out of their minds, Nintendo has included a special instruction manual for them. The manual covers important reminders such as not using the Wiimote to hit anyone who wears glasses to not giving it any cigarettes until it is 18. Nintendo must think Japanese gamers are crazy, though, I do think it’s probably a good idea to warn them about the dangerous of replacing their hearts with Wimotes.
Japanese Nintendo Wii Is Dangerous [kotaku]
Hmm, I think they covered everything except may be not operating the equipment while under the influence of cold medication or alcohol!
I love the pictogram warning booklets… Ready.gov anyone?
The best part is assigning captions out of context:
“Do not put Wii in a bag to sell in rock quarry”
“Wii does not like urine samples or smoking!”
WTF is wrong with Japanese people.
They missed: “Not peeing in the Wii”
okay, you all know that’s not really what it says right? Also they have to put a lot of basic warnings incase someone tries to sue them. first pic is saying that the wii mote should not be used close to someone with a pacemaker or other type of heart machine. The second pic is warning you not to play too close to other people as you might smack them. My brother has hit me in the face infinite times. The 3rd, do not put the cable about your neck, which I have personaly done, just was haging it around my neck during a cut sceen and then just playing with them around my neck like that. Don’t spill food or drink on it. Do not leave cigarrets near it. Don’t let a child play with the plastic bag or eat the plastic pieces, They are all basicly teh same as the american warnings.