Japanese Wii Is Wiiwee Dangerous
- December 4th, 2006
- 3 Comments

Since Japanese gamers in Japan tend to a be a little out of their minds, Nintendo has included a special instruction manual for them. The manual covers important reminders such as not using the Wiimote to hit anyone who wears glasses to not giving it any cigarettes until it is 18. Nintendo must think Japanese gamers are crazy, though, I do think it’s probably a good idea to warn them about the dangerous of replacing their hearts with Wimotes.
















Japanese Nintendo Wii Is Dangerous [kotaku]










ffextensionguru (Who am I?)
1 year ago
Hmm, I think they covered everything except may be not operating the equipment while under the influence of cold medication or alcohol!
adi (Who am I?)
1 year ago
I love the pictogram warning booklets… Ready.gov anyone?
The best part is assigning captions out of context:
“Do not put Wii in a bag to sell in rock quarry”
“Wii does not like urine samples or smoking!”
Dave (Who am I?)
1 year ago
WTF is wrong with Japanese people.