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	<title>Comments on: BodyGard: 5-in-1 Paranoia in Your Pocket</title>
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		<title>By: Security theatre</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2006/12/08/bodygard-5-in-1-paranoia-in-your-pocket/#comment-34913</link>
		<dc:creator>Security theatre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if this will make it through airport security?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if this will make it through airport security?</p>
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		<title>By: Ezekiel</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2006/12/08/bodygard-5-in-1-paranoia-in-your-pocket/#comment-34899</link>
		<dc:creator>Ezekiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Matt, this is great.  My ultra-paranoid girlfriend will love this.  We were discussing being trapped in a sinking car the other day.  No joke.  And the alarm function is nice.  She's always afraid some psychopath is going to jump out an kill her.  She watches Lifetime way too much!  I wonder if I can call the cable company to have that channel blocked.  Thanks again.  I need to find stocking stuffers as my stocking is filling up and it's only the first week in December...wtf?  My girlfriend's stocking is empty.  Go me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt, this is great.  My ultra-paranoid girlfriend will love this.  We were discussing being trapped in a sinking car the other day.  No joke.  And the alarm function is nice.  She&#8217;s always afraid some psychopath is going to jump out an kill her.  She watches Lifetime way too much!  I wonder if I can call the cable company to have that channel blocked.  Thanks again.  I need to find stocking stuffers as my stocking is filling up and it&#8217;s only the first week in December&#8230;wtf?  My girlfriend&#8217;s stocking is empty.  Go me!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Hickey</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2006/12/08/bodygard-5-in-1-paranoia-in-your-pocket/#comment-34887</link>
		<dc:creator>Matt Hickey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@heyshippy:

heh.</description>
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<p>heh.</p>
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		<title>By: heyshippy</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2006/12/08/bodygard-5-in-1-paranoia-in-your-pocket/#comment-34879</link>
		<dc:creator>heyshippy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paranoia can be a good thing...for the salesman.  I think I would rather die in a taxi submerged with water than edure the shame and ridicule from my friends and family for possessing this....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paranoia can be a good thing&#8230;for the salesman.  I think I would rather die in a taxi submerged with water than edure the shame and ridicule from my friends and family for possessing this&#8230;.</p>
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