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	<title>Comments on: BodyGard: 5-in-1 Paranoia in Your Pocket</title>
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		<title>By: Security theatre</title>
		<link>http://www.crunchgear.com/2006/12/08/bodygard-5-in-1-paranoia-in-your-pocket/comment-page-1/#comment-34913</link>
		<dc:creator>Security theatre</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 18:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I wonder if this will make it through airport security?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if this will make it through airport security?</p>
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		<title>By: Ezekiel</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ezekiel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:53:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Matt, this is great.  My ultra-paranoid girlfriend will love this.  We were discussing being trapped in a sinking car the other day.  No joke.  And the alarm function is nice.  She&#039;s always afraid some psychopath is going to jump out an kill her.  She watches Lifetime way too much!  I wonder if I can call the cable company to have that channel blocked.  Thanks again.  I need to find stocking stuffers as my stocking is filling up and it&#039;s only the first week in December...wtf?  My girlfriend&#039;s stocking is empty.  Go me!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Matt, this is great.  My ultra-paranoid girlfriend will love this.  We were discussing being trapped in a sinking car the other day.  No joke.  And the alarm function is nice.  She&#8217;s always afraid some psychopath is going to jump out an kill her.  She watches Lifetime way too much!  I wonder if I can call the cable company to have that channel blocked.  Thanks again.  I need to find stocking stuffers as my stocking is filling up and it&#8217;s only the first week in December&#8230;wtf?  My girlfriend&#8217;s stocking is empty.  Go me!</p>
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		<title>By: Matt Hickey</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt Hickey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:32:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@heyshippy:

heh.</description>
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<p>heh.</p>
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		<title>By: heyshippy</title>
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		<dc:creator>heyshippy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 16:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Paranoia can be a good thing...for the salesman.  I think I would rather die in a taxi submerged with water than edure the shame and ridicule from my friends and family for possessing this....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Paranoia can be a good thing&#8230;for the salesman.  I think I would rather die in a taxi submerged with water than edure the shame and ridicule from my friends and family for possessing this&#8230;.</p>
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