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Microsoft Raising Army of Killer Robots, With Your Help
by Matt Hickey on December 13, 2006

This all is, of course, just a Trojan horse. When the time comes, and millions of people are using this free software to control their robots, Microsoft will flip the switch, putting them all under the control of Steve Ballmer and his evil, twisted henchmen. Then we’re at the mercy of an army of plastic and metal automatons, and life as we know it will cease to exist.

I hope Dr. Evil is taking notes.

Microsoft unveils public robotics software [c|net]

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