Microsoft Raising Army of Killer Robots, With Your Help
- December 13th, 2006
- 4 Comments
This all is, of course, just a Trojan horse. When the time comes, and millions of people are using this free software to control their robots, Microsoft will flip the switch, putting them all under the control of Steve Ballmer and his evil, twisted henchmen. Then we’re at the mercy of an army of plastic and metal automatons, and life as we know it will cease to exist.
I hope Dr. Evil is taking notes.
Jason (Who am I?)
1 year ago
ha… something like that i am sure.
the day that robots are making other robots on their own will…. is the day we need to take a look around and figure out what we’ve gotten ourselves into
Trevor Carpenter (Who am I?)
1 year ago
Bill Gates is a Cylon.
Ryan Stickney (Who am I?)
1 year ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, Matt Hickey, but isn’t your little scenario the plot of episode 14 season 2 of Futurama? Where Mom turns all her robots against man kind?
james (Who am I?)
1 year ago
well it’s only for all those lost souls who write in .asp…..
someone will spawn an open source version…it must be in the pipeline..