Looks like Zune made a boo boo! A mom bought her 12-year old daughter a Zune from Wal Mart hoping it was the right gift for her. But going Zune proved to be a terrible decision — the player she bought was filled with tons of porn and the charger was missing. Wal Mart immediately apologized, blamed it on Microsoft, and offered a full refund plus a $25 gift card for their troubles. Aside from a scarred-for-life 12-year old girl, everything seems to be working out.
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Whoa. Usually you’d think something like this would happen off of a purchase from say, Cragislist. But directly new from Wal-Mart? Pretty impossible for Microsoft to dodge the blame on this one.
…and on a second note, those are some half-assed nails. XD
Why does this always happen to others! It’s like the lottery… everybody else wins but me :-(
My guess is that somebody bought it, filled it up with Debbie does ____ volumes 1 to 200 and then returned it for a full refund. Walmart, not knowing any better, simply put it back on the shelves.
Isaiah, what is even scarier is those are the nails of the kid who bought it in the first place!
Jon
I’m with Jon’s theory. Wal-Mart will take back ANYTHING.
Dude it had to be the ghetto ass mom who loaded it with porn. I bet she did it for media attention and to try and get free shit from wal-mart. I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m guessing she says “my baby” at least 30 times.
people do realize this is impossible right??
not impossible. Just as jon said the only way for this to happen was for somebody to purchase it and load it with porn then return it to the store. When something is returned to walmart it is put back on the shelf unless it was damaged. The person that did this probably put it back together just right so it still looked like it was never opened. Microsoft does not have computers on there production line that allow access to the internet. So this is the only possible way it could have happed. Do u understand now ??
Paul… people use to think running a 4 minute mile, visiting the moon (although still some debate) and Bush winning a second election where all impossible… so to say this “porn via Zune” is impossible seems like an impossibility… they even got a unphotoshoped picture!
It does give new meaning to Balmers “let’s squirt data to one other”, I am hoping he didn’t mean from biological origins!
Jon
Rumor is that it was Bill G.’s own personal Zoonee…
(Of course, I’m the one starting the rumor…)
Those happen to be the scariest nails I have ever seen. Forget the chao-pink-a-bink-bow video. I’m emotionally scared by the hand holding the Zune.
JP… just be glad they only show her nails in the photograph… sadly for me, my over imagination has already caused me to donate my breakfast to the toilet.
Jon
haha Jon, pretty good!
i meant from manufacturing to delivery.. but hey, you’re right.. where there’s a will there’s a way!
… now if I can only get Scott to actually believe Matt article isn’t an attack on the gay community then my world is fine once more hahahhaha
Jon
Now that’s what I call a squirt feature.
I think someone returned it after loading it up. We’ve seen this before when someone reprogrammed on of those talking Elmo books with evil messages at a different store. Evil, evil people.
Has to be a fake. People resorting to porn in order to make a buck. In my opinion, all the extra time with loading up the Zune and then being hassled by media was not worth a lame $25.
If a Pink Zune sells for $960 on ebay what do you think a Zune filled with porn might fetch on the open market. Surely more than the $25 gift certificate that Walmart offered in addition to the refund for the unit.
I have been calling the Zune junk, but this was literaly junk in a box.
“Well Natasha, mommy wasn’t the only one getting screwed in the checkout line!”
your rite caleb it was probaly your daddy to
Glad to hear it
This is too funy.
-pictures scene-
“MOMMY LOOK LOOK!”
Oh god. This would be funny actully, if it wasn’t so grose. I bet one of the imployeeessss have something to do with it.
i wont my pre teenporn
Emotionally scarred? Finding porn on the Zune should be awesome, not damaging.