Here’s a riddle for you kiddies. What costs more than a Lamborghini, has a bejeweled snake on it, and is designed for those who need compensation in their nether regions? Give up?
It’s the Vertu Cobra! I totally fooled you. The Cobra costs a whopping $310,000 and comes with tons of diamonds, emeralds and an load of rubies.
Don’t forget though, this is a Vertu. Which means it’s not feature-rich, comes with no kind of cool tech stuff, and you’re screwed if you lose it. You’ll be able to find the Cobra in Us Weekly, InTouch, and other tabloids that feature Paris Hilton.
Vertu Cobra $310,000 Cellphone: Features Justify The Price? [Gizmodo]
CrunchGear should start giving these away. So cooL!
Ya… like I want sharp jewels squashed against my ear while I talk to Paris Hilton. These things are absolutely silly… unfunctional and a waste of money… where is a hammer when I need one?
Jon
I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth…
I hope nobody was kissing you at the same time bpm2000… otherwise my HMO has an excuse to hike up the rates another few %! Merry Christmas!
Jon
Good gracious that things ugly. Ugly with a capital Paris Hilton.
First sign of the Armageddon, I swear…
Calm down. A little phone candy isn’t bad…did i hear you say that the comment prize is a night out with Paris and friends??
Lets see NW Guy… a night out with Paris Hilton or a 310$K phone that has no way of ever selling on craiglist… I go for option #3… trying to hold my breath till I pass out.
Jon
Thanks Jon; that gives me something to do….have a drink and watch you start to turn blue. LOL…blue with envy for my Titanium? ;)
I would rather get a Ferrari, and have some left over for a nice loft than this non-functional crap!
Haha, I decided to actually go more indepth, apparently there’s an entire market for blinged out and custom phones.
http://money.cnn.com/popups/2006/biz2/cellphone/index.html?cnn=yes
The phone looks painful. Painful in the sense that you’d rather walk to meet whomever you’re planning on talking to – regardless of where they are – than be caught with it harassing your ear. If you could afford it. :o And on top of that, the phone itself is junk.
A phrase comes to mind: “One man’s junk is Paris Hilton’s plaything.”
Sure pluck out $310K now and that thing will be defunked in six months!
I’m going to be diffident and opt for the $115,000 Python. It’s like getting the Bentley instead of the Rolls. Understated elegance.
More bling for your ring. So crunk it’s junk.
It’s not being eccentric. it’s being stupid
Na merda sto coso fatto cellulare
i like the vertu cobra…whats the price of it?is there any avalible in london…in july time?
Salut !
Super Informationen verpackt in einem tollen Design.
You should see it in real life. The picture of this phone does not measure up to actually seeing it. It is truly a piece of art and extreemly well built. When I saw it for the first time I could not actually believe how good it looked. If I had the money I would but one for my Mum.