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Honey now you know why your father left.

“Dear, they are just football players practicing. They don’t want to get their uniforms dirty because they have a game on Sunday”

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“And that is exactly why we stopped having family reunions”

See, I told you Zunes were gay…

My apologies…why do you post these things and force comments out of our mouths???

Girl, that is what we call safe sex. Let them do that and you are safe from sex! It’s built in birth control for you.

“Squirting is what happens when 5 men love each other.”

Sweetheart - that is how they play Twister in Greece.

Look sweetie, its a microsoft product.

Their cloths caught fire, and they were trying to put the flames out by rolling on each other.

Sweetie, you know how there’s Adam and Eve…well..sometimes, there’s Adam and Steve. Or in this case, there’s Adam, Steve, Chester, Malcolm and Joe. It’s not God’s fault…it’s..Microsoft’s fault. That’s why you should go with an iPod. Okay? Let’s go have some cake.

Honey, can you point out which one is Bill???

Oh honey… They are just welcoming each other to the social!

ok…this is stupid, the fact is, it’s fake, remember the finger-in-the-chili story from wendy’s? well, this is just the same, they want some quick cash from the zunes rich parents in redmond, i mean, jesus christ do you really think M$ would allow themselves to f**k up this badly?

Well, you see sweetie, when a man and a man and a man and a man and a man love each other very much…

“It’s just like in that nature show when the bees were dancing with each other to communicate the location of a tasty flower bed. The man in the middle is just telling all the other men the best route to the local Crunch gym.”

http://www.crunch.com/

Make sure to check out the illustration on their homepage.

Ok, Ok.. Think of what you’re seeing here as ‘Beta Testing’.. these men are ‘testing their product reviews for marketing’

Five? Let’s try that again. And this time don’t forget about the one in the background playing with himself.

Hi !
What’s That?
Oh this guys are helping each other …
As you were told “Always turn the Other cheek “.
And if some is needing a “Helping Hand”.

“Honey I think the Best way for you to understand this is to go ask your uncle Dave and Aunt Jeff.”

“Sweetheart, its a natural expression of human love. Oh.. and you’re adopted, by the way. That’ll teach you to ask questions.”

“Meet your fathers.”