Comments on: Readers: Make Funny About Porn, Win Zune T-Shirt!

By: Frosty

Frosty — Fri, 29 Dec 2006 12:47:14 +0000

“Meet your fathers.”

By: Mr. I

Mr. I — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:11:39 +0000

“Sweetheart, its a natural expression of human love. Oh.. and you’re adopted, by the way. That’ll teach you to ask questions.”

By: Ryan Stickney

Ryan Stickney — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:46:19 +0000

“Honey I think the Best way for you to understand this is to go ask your uncle Dave and Aunt Jeff.”

By: Gal

Gal — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:33:00 +0000

Hi !
What’s That?
Oh this guys are helping each other …
As you were told “Always turn the Other cheek “.
And if some is needing a “Helping Hand”.

By: Yuhreka

Yuhreka — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 13:01:19 +0000

Five? Let’s try that again. And this time don’t forget about the one in the background playing with himself.

By: David McKissic

David McKissic — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 07:27:27 +0000

Ok, Ok.. Think of what you’re seeing here as ‘Beta Testing’.. these men are ‘testing their product reviews for marketing’

By: ERIK

ERIK — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:50:32 +0000

“It’s just like in that nature show when the bees were dancing with each other to communicate the location of a tasty flower bed. The man in the middle is just telling all the other men the best route to the local Crunch gym.”

http://www.crunch.com/

Make sure to check out the illustration on their homepage.

By: Danny Oleson

Danny Oleson — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:31:19 +0000

Well, you see sweetie, when a man and a man and a man and a man and a man love each other very much…

By: KOjEA

KOjEA — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 05:12:36 +0000

ok…this is stupid, the fact is, it’s fake, remember the finger-in-the-chili story from wendy’s? well, this is just the same, they want some quick cash from the zunes rich parents in redmond, i mean, jesus christ do you really think M$ would allow themselves to f**k up this badly?

By: dewey1973

dewey1973 — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:35:46 +0000

Oh honey… They are just welcoming each other to the social!

By: Paul Thompson

Paul Thompson — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:59:28 +0000

Honey, can you point out which one is Bill???

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:45:31 +0000

Sweetie, you know how there’s Adam and Eve…well..sometimes, there’s Adam and Steve. Or in this case, there’s Adam, Steve, Chester, Malcolm and Joe. It’s not God’s fault…it’s..Microsoft’s fault. That’s why you should go with an iPod. Okay? Let’s go have some cake.

By: Anthony

Anthony — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:13:32 +0000

Their cloths caught fire, and they were trying to put the flames out by rolling on each other.

By: Sydney

Sydney — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:04:10 +0000

Look sweetie, its a microsoft product.

By: Heller1970

Heller1970 — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:58:32 +0000

Sweetheart – that is how they play Twister in Greece.

By: bfos7215

bfos7215 — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:19:01 +0000

“Squirting is what happens when 5 men love each other.”

By: NW Guy

NW Guy — Thu, 28 Dec 2006 00:09:36 +0000

My apologies…why do you post these things and force comments out of our mouths???

Girl, that is what we call safe sex. Let them do that and you are safe from sex! It’s built in birth control for you.

By: drdrew

drdrew — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:46:01 +0000

See, I told you Zunes were gay…

By: Rob La Gesse

Rob La Gesse — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:45:52 +0000

“Dear, they are just football players practicing. They don’t want to get their uniforms dirty because they have a game on Sunday”

– or –

“And that is exactly why we stopped having family reunions”

By: maximus

maximus — Wed, 27 Dec 2006 23:17:08 +0000

Honey now you know why your father left.