What “feels amazing in your hand,” is “not too slick or too rough, or that shows grease and fingerprints too much,” has an incredible web browsing experience, and is “dark and contrasty.” No, it’s not a smoked-glass dildo and a session on MILFhunter.com. It’s the iPhone. David Pogue AND Gizmodo’s Brian Lam both got to fondle the delightful little creature and their moans of pleasure were heard even by folks scaling Mount Everest, thousands of miles away.
Gizmodo iPhone Hands-On: I Called My Mommy [Gizmodo]
Some Hands-On Time With the iPhone [NYTimes]
And this is the reason I read crunchgear. It’s comments like “smoked-glass dildo and a session on MILFhunter.com” that brighten my day.
Pure gold.
What’s so great about the web browsing experience – unless of course your destination is MILFHunter.com?
I am disapointed with the iPhone. Hopefully when I get my hands on it I will like it more!
What Pogue creamed over an Apple product? Gee what a shocker. I can’t believe that people read him for anything but a fanboi level up. Gizmodo’s coverage was such a better mix of both admiration and you know, actually useful information, that it is hard to believe Pogue is the one with the bigger platform.
I think it is pretty awesome but not being able to install your own apps kinda sucks. I really hope closed systems don’t always win.