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When Mark Cuban invested in the “Swash,” BoingBoing suggested the name “iPooed.” But this product deserves a more sophisticated moniker… How about:
1. Tech Shit
2. BioTech
3. The Stool Tool
4. Moon Zune
5. Poon Zune
6. Craptop PC
7. Feces PC
8. WC PC
9. TP PC
10. PPDA
11. Bidet-a-Center
12. Microsoft Pissta
13. Stream Server
14. FQL Server
15. Server Logs
16. ActiveXcrement
17. Microkernel
18. LAN Can
19. PottyBot
20. Core Dump
Why the fuck would anyone make an e-toilet? I’m not gonna be on the crapper for hours on end! Maybe 10 minutes at most if I’m having a hard time but never more than that! What do you think you’re gonna get done anyways?
“Oh looks like I’m done with my turd, too bad my toilet never booted up all the way.”
FUCK! How stupid do you have to be!?!?! What if you spilled something one the screen?! Well that would just ruin my day!
“Oh my day sucked. I had all this paper work.”
“Yeah well I pissed on my $500 e-toilet on accident and now the screen doesn’t work.”
“E-toilet? What are you a fucking retard?”
Well at least you managed five sentences of conversation.
Thanks for nothing Microsoft you big fat douche!
Man, this OS runs like ass.
Not that I care for one of these, but the Japanese love this kind of stuff. They spend wads of $ on fancy toilets. The idea of having the toilet take readings on the user is nothing new to their hi-tech toilets.
Johnal is right; these types of things are hugely popular in Japan…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet
i’d buy one if it ran OSX hahaha
They never said anything about bringing it to Japan though either. I’m pretty sure most Americans will think it’s stupid. Why would you want this stuff in a fricken toilet? I’d much rather have it on the wall or something.
You turds. You think this is real?!
Is this not why laptops were invented anyways?
I just took a zune after lunch.
April 1st came early!
You may not know who I am – yet – but you can Google me – Horseonovich – to learn about me. I am a technology expert. Clearly, this new Microsoft toilet is aimed at people like myself – the growing community of obese people who have no option but to spend long periods of time on the toilet, hoping our clogged digestive systems will allow a single small, hard bolus of dehydrated feces to pass. We deserve to have internet access while occupied on the john. Kudos to Mr. Gates for his awareness of the obese community, and his interest is supplying us with toilets we can enjoy.
I dont care who this thing is for, the only time you can use the touch screen is when the lid is down. unless you swivle around while taking a shit to play solitare.
hahahaha i wonder there is a fan in it.
Wake up, people. What part of “This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am and is filed under News, Microsoft, hot, wtf, fake, etoilet” doesn’t make you think this is a fake etoilet article?
It is quite funny and interesting too to make human being inactive in toilets also if there is facilities like these then. I think it is better to keep this tolilet exactly inside the bedroom or living room then the entire concept about toilet will go from human mind. No word toilet required!!!!!
Ha..ha.. it is funny….
that’s great. Well the greater thing is my boss asks me to purchase one by any means in one month. can please anyone help me with a website that sells it? I’m in CHina btw. tough work for both me and etoliet. My contact is zhangyoutian.fsyd@yahoo.com.cn
Thanks in advance.
This site is interesting as well as informative. Enjoyed browsing through the site. Keep up the good work. Greetings..
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Bill gates is very smart and this is a great idea!