Comments on: Microsoft eToilet: Fun-neee! http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Fri, 04 Dec 2009 15:48:31 -0500 hourly 1 By: Anonymous http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-546409 Anonymous Mon, 24 Dec 2007 04:22:08 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-546409 Bill gates is very smart and this is a great idea! Bill gates is very smart and this is a great idea!

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]]> By: Timothy Zhang http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-155705 Timothy Zhang Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:51:40 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-155705 that's great. Well the greater thing is my boss asks me to purchase one by any means in one month. can please anyone help me with a website that sells it? I'm in CHina btw. tough work for both me and etoliet. My contact is zhangyoutian.fsyd@yahoo.com.cn Thanks in advance. that’s great. Well the greater thing is my boss asks me to purchase one by any means in one month. can please anyone help me with a website that sells it? I’m in CHina btw. tough work for both me and etoliet. My contact is zhangyoutian.fsyd@yahoo.com.cn

Thanks in advance.

]]> By: Ashraf.A.P http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-144319 Ashraf.A.P Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:40:18 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-144319 Ha..ha.. it is funny.... Ha..ha.. it is funny….

]]> By: Ashraf http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-144316 Ashraf Fri, 16 Mar 2007 11:34:52 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-144316 It is quite funny and interesting too to make human being inactive in toilets also if there is facilities like these then. I think it is better to keep this tolilet exactly inside the bedroom or living room then the entire concept about toilet will go from human mind. No word toilet required!!!!! It is quite funny and interesting too to make human being inactive in toilets also if there is facilities like these then. I think it is better to keep this tolilet exactly inside the bedroom or living room then the entire concept about toilet will go from human mind. No word toilet required!!!!!

]]> By: Mark http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-76543 Mark Thu, 25 Jan 2007 13:56:34 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-76543 Wake up, people. What part of "This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am and is filed under News, Microsoft, hot, wtf, fake, etoilet" doesn't make you think this is a fake etoilet article? Wake up, people. What part of “This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 9:24 am and is filed under News, Microsoft, hot, wtf, fake, etoilet” doesn’t make you think this is a fake etoilet article?

]]> By: John Biggs http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-73969 John Biggs Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:24:28 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-73969 hahahaha i wonder there is a fan in it. hahahaha i wonder there is a fan in it.

]]> By: emte http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-73968 emte Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:21:37 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-73968 I dont care who this thing is for, the only time you can use the touch screen is when the lid is down. unless you swivle around while taking a shit to play solitare. I dont care who this thing is for, the only time you can use the touch screen is when the lid is down. unless you swivle around while taking a shit to play solitare.

]]> By: Tom Horseonovich Colligan http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-73425 Tom Horseonovich Colligan Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:22:23 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-73425 You may not know who I am - yet - but you can Google me - Horseonovich - to learn about me. I am a technology expert. Clearly, this new Microsoft toilet is aimed at people like myself - the growing community of obese people who have no option but to spend long periods of time on the toilet, hoping our clogged digestive systems will allow a single small, hard bolus of dehydrated feces to pass. We deserve to have internet access while occupied on the john. Kudos to Mr. Gates for his awareness of the obese community, and his interest is supplying us with toilets we can enjoy. You may not know who I am – yet – but you can Google me – Horseonovich – to learn about me. I am a technology expert. Clearly, this new Microsoft toilet is aimed at people like myself – the growing community of obese people who have no option but to spend long periods of time on the toilet, hoping our clogged digestive systems will allow a single small, hard bolus of dehydrated feces to pass. We deserve to have internet access while occupied on the john. Kudos to Mr. Gates for his awareness of the obese community, and his interest is supplying us with toilets we can enjoy.

]]> By: Ray http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-73257 Ray Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:53:50 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-73257 April 1st came early! April 1st came early!

]]> By: mathew http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70898 mathew Tue, 16 Jan 2007 20:41:43 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70898 I just took a zune after lunch. I just took a zune after lunch.

]]> By: Josh http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70836 Josh Tue, 16 Jan 2007 18:07:31 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70836 Is this not why laptops were invented anyways? Is this not why laptops were invented anyways?

]]> By: collins1990 http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70823 collins1990 Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:44:44 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70823 You turds. You think this is real?! You turds. You think this is real?!

]]> By: Microsoft sucks http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70812 Microsoft sucks Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:18:38 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70812 They never said anything about bringing it to Japan though either. I'm pretty sure most Americans will think it's stupid. Why would you want this stuff in a fricken toilet? I'd much rather have it on the wall or something. They never said anything about bringing it to Japan though either. I’m pretty sure most Americans will think it’s stupid. Why would you want this stuff in a fricken toilet? I’d much rather have it on the wall or something.

]]> By: bobby t http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70802 bobby t Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:05:46 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70802 i'd buy one if it ran OSX hahaha i’d buy one if it ran OSX hahaha

]]> By: Scott http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70800 Scott Tue, 16 Jan 2007 17:03:25 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70800 Johnal is right; these types of things are hugely popular in Japan... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet Johnal is right; these types of things are hugely popular in Japan…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washlet

]]> By: Johnal http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70775 Johnal Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:47:49 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70775 Not that I care for one of these, but the Japanese love this kind of stuff. They spend wads of $ on fancy toilets. The idea of having the toilet take readings on the user is nothing new to their hi-tech toilets. Not that I care for one of these, but the Japanese love this kind of stuff. They spend wads of $ on fancy toilets. The idea of having the toilet take readings on the user is nothing new to their hi-tech toilets.

]]> By: art http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70763 art Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:36:44 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70763 Man, this OS runs like ass. Man, this OS runs like ass.

]]> By: Microsoft sucks http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/comment-page-1/#comment-70761 Microsoft sucks Tue, 16 Jan 2007 16:34:59 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/01/16/microsoft-etoilet-fun-neee/#comment-70761 Why the fuck would anyone make an e-toilet? I'm not gonna be on the crapper for hours on end! Maybe 10 minutes at most if I'm having a hard time but never more than that! What do you think you're gonna get done anyways? "Oh looks like I'm done with my turd, too bad my toilet never booted up all the way." FUCK! How stupid do you have to be!?!?! What if you spilled something one the screen?! Well that would just ruin my day! "Oh my day sucked. I had all this paper work." "Yeah well I pissed on my $500 e-toilet on accident and now the screen doesn't work." "E-toilet? What are you a fucking retard?" Well at least you managed five sentences of conversation. Thanks for nothing Microsoft you big fat douche! Why the fuck would anyone make an e-toilet? I’m not gonna be on the crapper for hours on end! Maybe 10 minutes at most if I’m having a hard time but never more than that! What do you think you’re gonna get done anyways?

“Oh looks like I’m done with my turd, too bad my toilet never booted up all the way.”

FUCK! How stupid do you have to be!?!?! What if you spilled something one the screen?! Well that would just ruin my day!

“Oh my day sucked. I had all this paper work.”
“Yeah well I pissed on my $500 e-toilet on accident and now the screen doesn’t work.”
“E-toilet? What are you a fucking retard?”

Well at least you managed five sentences of conversation.

Thanks for nothing Microsoft you big fat douche!

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