After a long day at CrunchGear, I usually get ready for the nightlife by slapping on some cherry red lipstick, some eyeshadow, blush, and a lot of concealer. Then I throw on my spandex pants, adjust my fake boobs, put on some high heels, and hit the streets looking for action with Josh.
Occasionally though, I like to dress up in private so I can chat with my pals (at $1.99 a minute) on the phone. Now I can merge my platform shoes together with my home phone thanks to the YOUniverse Funk Fone. It’s basically a crazy, girl phone inside a plastic platform shoe that comes with “funky ringtones” and flashing lights. If you’re in need of a great set of fake boobs shoes and a new phone or you’re around the age of 9, it’ll only set you back $20.
YOUniverse Funk Fone [Ubergizmo]
TMI, TMI, TMI…lalalalalalalala (can’t hear a word that you are saying)
How can marketing be so out of touch with people?
I suppose this was more of the product designer’s faults, but still, how they let this one slip by…
I swear to God I’ll stab the first person who gives this to my sister. In the neck. With a pencil.
shit ill buy you that pencil
I am literally lost for words, and that does not happen very often. I know how the product development process works, and how many people had to have looked at and approved this… this… THING. I just don’t get how something like this can be allowed to enter the world of actual production? I showed it to a friend’s 7 year old daughter and she was not very excited about it. Freeky!