gio_di (8) has a video of himself telling you about the new features in Leopard, ostensibly in English. Gio knows, he says, about all the stuff we don’t know about the new OS, and he’s willing to spill the beans, for a price. That price is currently $76 and rising.

If you make the bid, no problem, as a 100% satisfaction guarantee is offered. We’re not sure exactly what that means, but we’re not going to be the ones to find out. But are you bad enough to win the auction? If you do, send us the video, we’ll post it here so the whole world can share Gio (and now your) knowledge of Apple secrets.

Mac OS X 10.5 Leopard – TOP SECRET FEATURES [eBay Auction]