The Pioneer FH-P510MD Multi-Media DSP Receiver is all sorts of crazy. In addition to the obvious AM/FM tuner, it supports CD, CD-R, CD-RW, MP3 and WMA. This $400 main unitr also has a mini-disc player than can play both MD and MDLP. And as an added bonus it has a 50×4 MOSFET amp and an OEL screen.

Have I mentioned that I love Uncrate? It always points me toward the most excessive gear. This player makes me want to go buy a giant truck that gets like three miles to the gallon just so I have a vehicle ridiculous enough to put this thing in.

Pioneer FH-P510MD Multi-Media DSP Receiver [AudioCubes via Uncrate]