Damn you Apple. You sure do like to tease us, eh? You take down your entire online store to get us all wound up then drop a big pile of colored iPod Shuffles on us while you laugh and call us girly names. You can now scoop up a Shuffle in pink, orange, lime, blue, and silver – similar to the original iMac colors and all are available to buy right now.
But why no previous announcement about the $79, 1GB MP3 player? According to some (Josh mostly), the covert release was in response to Microsoft’s recent release of Windows Vista. We doubt it, but what do you think? Coincidence or response to Vista?
“Poops out?”
Charming.
Actually, no it isn’t, it’s offensive.
Is this a new trend for CrunchGear headlines? “SanDisk Vomits Out New MP3 Player,” “Microsoft Farts Out New Zune,” “Nokia Pisses Out New Tune Playing Phone?”
Maybe you’re aiming for the audience who doesn’t find Engadget infantile enough.
thats a girls chest not an ass…