. Finding a safe way to shotgun was thought of as impossible at the most, and impractical at the least.</p>
<p>Fortunately, James Beam, PhD has developed the Shotgunator system, which acts as a standard bottle opener and can opener as well as a revelutionary new “shotgun opener”. When the shotgun portal is established in the side of the aluminum vessel, and the traditional tab is lifted, the liquid inside is evacuated to the drinking facility within the user’s face, creating an easy-going, drunken state, without the cutting of fingers or lips, ideal for the mating ritual known as the “first date”.</p>
<p>Beam’s Team, from Drunksalot Labs, will next tackle the quandry known in scholarly circles as the “hangover paradox”, likely with more success. When Nobel Prize season comes around, fellow enthusiasts, look for mention of Beam and his Shotgunator in several categories.</p>
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Matt Hickey
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February 19, 2007
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Only in Canada…
Just kidding. As I live on a college campus, I can vouch that shotgunning and beer in general has taken a back seat to hard cold liquor (at least on Northwestern campus). Nothing makes a person sicker than downing Skol and sucking on a bottle of Jim Bean.
Of course, having built a beer bong/hookah out of spare shop materials for a floor party, I’ll have to investigate and see if I can fashion a “safe” shogunator out of aluminum.
Thanks CG for the new idea. Not like I have to study for finals and whatnot.
Northwestern, eh? My sister goes there, pal! HANDS OFF!