Just kidding. As I live on a college campus, I can vouch that shotgunning and beer in general has taken a back seat to hard cold liquor (at least on Northwestern campus). Nothing makes a person sicker than downing Skol and sucking on a bottle of Jim Bean.

Of course, having built a beer bong/hookah out of spare shop materials for a floor party, I’ll have to investigate and see if I can fashion a “safe” shogunator out of aluminum.

Thanks CG for the new idea. Not like I have to study for finals and whatnot.