Lately, I’ve been hitting the gym almost every day. Yet after all my efforts, I’m still too cheap to break down and buy a scale to keep track of my weight. Maybe I’ll check out the Bathroom Egg Scale from Viceversa, a unique scale that comes in lime, blue, orange, and off-white. The scale is littered with eggs (don’t worry, they’re fake), apparently because it’s related to some retarded old folklore saying or something like that. Either way, who cares. You’ll still feel like you’re sending a bunch of baby chicks to their death when you go to weigh yourself, which is what matters most.
