Those scamps! The RIAA is asking kids to settle online and when they fork over a good $3,500 they get a jolly message from Fat Mitch thanking them for their business.

Maybe those selfsame kids need to start using more secure sharing protocols, ensuring that the RIAA will be chasing straw men for the rest of their short, ignoble careers?

RIAA Likes Piracy [ReviewLister]