Those who enjoy the simpler things in life will gladly welcome the Nokia 5070. This candybar-style phone has no radical design and is chock full of basic features! You’ll get the ability to SMS and MMS, stunning audio messaging, a built-in camera with a terrible resolution, FM radio to listen to NPR on, a stereo headset, and the choice between a red or blue paint job. Doesn’t get any more exciting than this, does it?

Now if that isn’t exciting, I just don’t know what is anymore. It’ll retail for about $135 and will be available in Europe during Q2. A bit of an expensive phone for the lack of features, but it looks solid and is probably choice for someone who doesn’t enjoy thrills.

Press Release [Nokia]