Time Warner HD Cable Box Includes HDMI, Cool Remote, Porn
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by John Biggs on April 3, 2007

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It seems that Consumerist reader John ordered a Time Warner DVR and, after a long wait, received a refurbished unit pre-owned by someone who really enjoys the PR0N. When his wife turned on the machine, she found reams of porn video. John received an angry call from said wife, who complained that the kids could have seen this and that the collection did not include that classic, Juranal Park.

Ah, the magic of refurbished devices. Why doesn’t this ever happen to single men or stay-at-home dads who have a few hours while junior naps to visit a few Hole Diggers during his downtime?

Your New Time Warner DVR Comes With Porn! [Consumerist]

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  • John, I’m pretty sure it DOES happen to people who would actually be happy to receive a free load of p0rn, but then it doesn’t make front page news, because they don’t ever tell anybody ;-)

    Also, I’m pretty sure the missing title you are referring to is actually called Jurassic F*ck :-)

  • hmmmm… i remember a different version of the same classic concept – dinos and dildos.

  • If you don’t want it you can send it to me in Big D, and I am sure I can find of a way to dispose of it in a humane and ethical manner. DVDs would work best…

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