I love Asian food. I am lazy. I don’t like these chorksticks. They make eating noodles the traditional way fool proof, though keeping the wasabi out of your eye might still be a problem. There have been cheaters chopsticks before, sure, but we’ve never seen any that look this boss. See, the idea is apparently if the lame fake chopsticks you’re using look really cool, nobody will call you out on not being authentic or too lame to learn how to eat with sticks. Still, they’re not the real deal.
We fully expect these things to show up in Tommy Chong’s and other trendy-but-overpriced fusion places across America, as most consumers here are more concerned with getting food into their bellies than they are in how they do it. Ever been to an all you can eat Chinese buffet? Yah, you’ve gotta ask for chopsticks instead of a fork. Lame.
Chork Chopsticks [via Slashfood]
Sounds good for people with carpal tunnel who otherwise don’t get to feel like they are truly embracing the dining experience.
It sounds like those people need a FORK.
you suck! your such a wannabe asian,
i hate you!im asian . your not if you make fake asian shit! go suk on your mom
Oh, where to start, where to start? Hmm, Matt you’re an idiot. The mere mention of a Chinese “buffet” tells me you have never eaten an authentic, Chinese meal in your life and yet you’re concerned over the use of a chork? Do you feel good about yourself when you shovel the mounds of food with your “real” chopsticks. Tell me, is your chopstick of choice wooden or plastic…it makes a real difference you know. Check your fortune cookie.
Wendy, Wendy, Wendy…you made a funny. “Fake Asian Shit”…is like military intelligence. Ever eaten meat cooked in the helmet of a Mongolian warrior? I didn’t think so…
Heh, this looks like the perfect chopsticks for us dorks. I just started to like the taste of sushi but can not master the chopsticks. I am trying but until I get it these chopsticks look like the will do. No I am not trying to be Asian. I am not trying to be anything but a white girl who now loves sushi. Thanks for the cool chopsticks. (if that is what the are called.)