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This must be the 5th article on CrunchGear about these top secret numbers today… I can almost recite the first two numbers by heart! You have exhausted all my wisdom on the matter… I guess you have discovered my achilles heel! Until 8 hours from now…

Jon

Yeah, i’m pretty much done with 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0

When i was growing up, I would say I was about 09 or so, my friend came over and offered me some ‘f’in juice, “what in the 9-11 are you talking about?”, I quipped. That juice is great, here have 02 more cups. Did i mention i was 9? yea I must have. Anyway Danny, d as we call him came over about 74 minutes later and brought along his e3 invitation. He already had his flight ticket, “I’m in sit 5d” he said. But d, you’re only 8 how did you get a ticket. The 41 year old guy I call dad bought me one. But I thought those were impossible to get your hands on. They are but he bought it off a guy for 56 times the original price. No way he could refuse that offer. I’ll be staying in room c5 at the Bellagio. Man i can’t wait to be 63 and tell my grand kids about this says Danny. what 56 years from now? you’re stupid Danny. you did you’re math wrong you idiot, i’m 8 remember? 8!!! dude chill out, here have some Hi-”c” ok but you’re still lame. i’ll drink it just this once. and 0 times more. that is all ..

let’s go c’mon that deserves the most senseless story of the year award

that sit up there that doesn’t make any sense, is supposed to be seat. thats right i was looking seat that was the word.