OMG, OMG, OMG!!! Poor Mario couldn’t control his mushroom addiction and he goes on a drug induced rampage through Brooklyn and…I can’t, it’s too painful. This is what happens when you’re on your last life and the drugs take over. Don’t do drugs, kids.









Look forward to Mario 2, 3, 4 etc… don’t know what number that are up to now! I never thought of mushrooms in that way but now when ever I play Mario again, I will forever have this new perspective.
Jon
Wow Mario was a crackhead
freakin awesome
i wish mario really did live in real life
then we could treat him like crap for being a bad role model for kids