The word on the street (and by “street” I mean the clamor coming from the basements of nerds across the Internets) is that an updated iPod could surface as soon as tomorrow — Tuesday, May 8. Think Secret has acquired the information by way of an “unproven source,” so take this as the BS that it more than likely is.

Nevertheless, imagining for an instant that it is indeed true, tomorrow could see the release of the Chimera iPod, aka the touchscreen model. No word on what else it might include, but any variant Apple and touchscreen equals hits, so what more can we say? Perhaps it’s also a masturbatory device.

iPod update Tuesday? [ThinkSecret]