Jesus Has the Answers (Or At Least 20 Of Them)
- May 9th, 2007
- Read 1147 times
- 2 Comments
As a good Christian, I try to avoid playing with the Dark Forces of the Universe. Ouiji board? No thanks. Tarot cards? Not my thing. Magic 8-ball? I don’t think so. But what do I do when I need to divine my future? What crutch do I have to turn to when I can’t make decisions and think for myself?
Jesus is the answer, friends. Working much like a magic 8-ball, the Answer Me Jesus! is a talisman that doesn’t just give you a physical image of God in the form of Man to adore, but also gives you answers to your prayers in the form of a free-floating 20-sided die (reclaimed from Pagan D&D, no doubt).
This way, instead of getting advice from the great trickster Lucifer, I’m getting my randomly-generated life directions straight from our Lord and Saviour, Jesus H. Christ (here, the “H” stands for “handheld!”), and he shall set me on a path to truth and light, forever and ever, Amen.
Answer Me, Jesus! [Nerd Approved]
Spud (Who am I?)
1 year ago
How tacky is this. I’m sure we will see a lot of people upset by this. Sometimes you really have to wonder if companies actually think about what it is they are making and whether they should make it.
Jon (Who am I?)
1 year ago
It looks more like a piece of soap to me… I guess it comes to the same - Jesus will cleans my soul while he gives me help in life ;-) It’s just missing the large wall clock neck chain.
Jon