People who read while in the bathroom should be made to take a long walk off a short pier. I realize my opinions are controversial, but I apologize to no one, especially to Loo Read users. It’s a full table that you set up inside the bathroom to get some reading, ‘riting and ‘rithmatic done. And unlike half the stuff I write about nowadays, this is actually real. Not only real, mind you, but available in two different newspaper sizes, broadsheet ($192) and tabloid ($120). Tabloid’s probably best, since it leaves just enough room to process punny headlines like “Bats Not Enough.”
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Thank you! I thought I was the only one who felt that way. I mean, if you have to read in the bathroom, eat a salad for crying out loud. And don’t expect me to ever, ever touch that magazine again.