Apple Hater: Show Yourself
- May 31st, 2007
- 7 Comments

Readers: after posting a wee story about the iPhone, we received this most excellent comment. Mad commenter — Who are you? Tell us your story. I promise to give you a fair shake. Email us at tips @ crunchgear dot com.
I ordinarily wouldn’t put a comment in a stupid blog but your behaviour is so infuriating Steve Jobs, I have to.
Steve: This is a promise. I will do everything possible to see that justice prevails and that you face criminal prosecution for robbing me. You, Larry and if she was complicit, Gina. You dirty f*cking assholes.
I guarantee you: you will face Federal charges for filing perjured patent applications with the USPTO, and Matt Powers and his crooked sh*thead partners at WG&M who have been conspiring with you will face prosecution under the RICO statutes.
I will help Motorola and Palm and RIM and VerizonWireless and Sprint and any others who are being irreparably harmed by your criminal activities centering on, but limited to the iPhone, to obtain an injunction against your sale of the iPhone.
It’s a big world Steve. Not everyone is on your side. And though you can buy many to help you commit your crimes, there are people out there who cannot be bought. I for one have never cared about money. Hence, I will not rest until you are brought to justice.
Gina Smith, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Steven Rizzi, Stephen D. Kahn, you f*cking well know who I am.
I’m going to get you!!!!








Url (Who am I?)
1 year ago
I seriously don’t think you should be promoting psychosis. Whatever this commenter’s IP is, you need to check with local authorities and see if there is an escaped mental patient in the area.
Shaun (Who am I?)
1 year ago
I thought that was hilarious, actually. Though I may be alone in my warped sense of humor….
John (Who am I?)
1 year ago
Hilarious *and* Scary! Excellent!
(You wouldn’t believe the stuff I put up with when I was the NG Admin at a certain large software company that has its own major Usenet hierarchy. This reads as tame.)
Paul G (Who am I?)
1 year ago
A scan of the IP address reveals it is actually Steve Jobs own computer. Perhaps he is a self hating billionaire and wants to atone for his sins (inlcuding the trademark black shirt and jeans attire.) Or perhaps this is a diversionary tactic to draw attention from the fact that the iPhone is just a phone.
Chuck (Who am I?)
1 year ago
I don’t get it. Is there something unique about this mail? Seems like Steve must have been receiveing messages like this since his last visit to Xerox.
Piers (Who am I?)
1 year ago
You’re all wrong. It’s Billy G. That wasn’t really him on stage with Steve Jobs, it was a clone. A clone I tell you!
Fred (Who am I?)
1 year ago
Tell an asshole what you think. Sendahole.com.