Due to iPhone shortages, one unit will be shared amongst three users in rotating weekly blocks
According to a survey conducted by WR Hambrecht & Co, many AT&T stores have no firm idea as to when the retardedly anticipated iPhone will arrive in stores. Some locations place it on June 15, others on June 22 and many haven’t the foggiest notion.
In addition to the vague release date, the stores are also unsure as to how many units they’re going to have. The highest speculation was 40, but many were lower.
Who knows what the future will hold for the iPhone? I for one don’t rightly care.
Most AT&T stores expecting less than 40 iPhones at launch [AppleInsider]
I ordinarily wouldn’t put a comment in a stupid blog but your behaviour is so infuriating Steve Jobs, I have to.
Steve: This is a promise. I will do everything possible to see that justice prevails and that you face criminal prosecution for robbing me. You, Larry and if she was complicit, Gina. You dirty fucking assholes.
I guarantee you: you will face Federal charges for filing perjured patent applications with the USPTO, and Matt Powers and his crooked shithead partners at WG&M who have been conspiring with you will face prosecution under the RICO statutes.
I will help Motorola and Palm and RIM and VerizonWireless and Sprint and any others who are being irreparably harmed by your criminal activities centering on, but limited to the iPhone, to obtain an injunction against your sale of the iPhone.
It’s a big world Steve. Not everyone is on your side. And though you can buy many to help you commit your crimes, there are people out there who cannot be bought. I for one have never cared about money. Hence, I will not rest until you are brought to justice.
Gina Smith, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Steven Rizzi, Stephen D. Kahn, you fucking well know who I am.
I’m going to get you!!!!
Incredible…
I don’t know what to say about that, so I won’t.
PS: I think the iPhone is junk, even if this dude was involved in its creation;
If you live in Europe, the N95 is the way to go and everyone knows it.
Remember what Stephen King taught us in “Secret Window, Secret Garden”:
If someone is threatening you for stealing his idea, you have multiple personality disorder and you are really threatening yourself.
Whoa, spot the bizarre idiot who thinks he’s really speaking to Steve Jobs through this blog! Hahaha. If you’re going to “get” all these people, you need to clue yourself up a bit more.
“I’m going to get you!!!!”
Once I work out how to tie up my own shoelaces and work out how this big wooden board on the front of my house works.
Your comments are almost as stupid as the blog post itself!
“You dirty fucking assholes.”
Whoa, yeah… because that’s a professional way to go about filing for infringement of copyright / patent, or whatever the hell your problem is.
Why don’t you just go back to bed? It’s that big block on legs with a soft spongy thing on it, a cover, and your mamma in it.
Um, I was going to question the word “retardedly” in the blog entry, but I think Mr. Crazy-Pants up there (mom was ms. crazy, dad – mr. pants) stole all the thunder. Well done.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t after your magic bag.
“iPhone Draught“?
Is that the strong alcoholic beverage you have to drink to think that a locked-down $600 phone is a good idea?
Someone ought to shop a penis in place of that iPhone in the photo.