Comments on: iPhone Drought Imminent http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:12:16 -0500 hourly 1 By: Cornholio http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239769 Cornholio Thu, 31 May 2007 19:59:12 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239769 Someone ought to shop a penis in place of that iPhone in the photo. Someone ought to shop a penis in place of that iPhone in the photo.

]]> By: mathew http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239444 mathew Thu, 31 May 2007 16:33:11 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239444 "iPhone <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draught_beer" rel="nofollow">Draught</a>"? Is that the strong alcoholic beverage you have to drink to think that a locked-down $600 phone is a good idea? “iPhone Draught“?

Is that the strong alcoholic beverage you have to drink to think that a locked-down $600 phone is a good idea?

]]> By: Phlipper http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239417 Phlipper Thu, 31 May 2007 15:32:29 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239417 Um, I was going to question the word "retardedly" in the blog entry, but I think Mr. Crazy-Pants up there (mom was ms. crazy, dad - mr. pants) stole all the thunder. Well done. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean everyone isn't after your magic bag. Um, I was going to question the word “retardedly” in the blog entry, but I think Mr. Crazy-Pants up there (mom was ms. crazy, dad – mr. pants) stole all the thunder. Well done.

Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean everyone isn’t after your magic bag.

]]> By: John Brick http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239390 John Brick Thu, 31 May 2007 14:26:51 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239390 "You dirty fucking assholes." Whoa, yeah... because that's a professional way to go about filing for infringement of copyright / patent, or whatever the hell your problem is. Why don't you just go back to bed? It's that big block on legs with a soft spongy thing on it, a cover, and your mamma in it. “You dirty fucking assholes.”

Whoa, yeah… because that’s a professional way to go about filing for infringement of copyright / patent, or whatever the hell your problem is.

Why don’t you just go back to bed? It’s that big block on legs with a soft spongy thing on it, a cover, and your mamma in it.

]]> By: John Brick http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239388 John Brick Thu, 31 May 2007 14:24:57 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239388 Whoa, spot the bizarre idiot who thinks he's really speaking to Steve Jobs through this blog! Hahaha. If you're going to "get" all these people, you need to clue yourself up a bit more. "I’m going to get you!!!!" Once I work out how to tie up my own shoelaces and work out how this big wooden board on the front of my house works. Your comments are almost as stupid as the blog post itself! Whoa, spot the bizarre idiot who thinks he’s really speaking to Steve Jobs through this blog! Hahaha. If you’re going to “get” all these people, you need to clue yourself up a bit more.

“I’m going to get you!!!!”

Once I work out how to tie up my own shoelaces and work out how this big wooden board on the front of my house works.

Your comments are almost as stupid as the blog post itself!

]]> By: Randy http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239374 Randy Thu, 31 May 2007 13:58:20 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239374 Remember what Stephen King taught us in "Secret Window, Secret Garden": If someone is threatening you for stealing his idea, you have multiple personality disorder and you are really threatening yourself. Remember what Stephen King taught us in “Secret Window, Secret Garden”:

If someone is threatening you for stealing his idea, you have multiple personality disorder and you are really threatening yourself.

]]> By: Matt in Berlin http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239236 Matt in Berlin Thu, 31 May 2007 10:30:51 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239236 Incredible... I don't know what to say about that, so I won't. PS: I think the iPhone is junk, even if this dude was involved in its creation; If you live in Europe, the N95 is the way to go and everyone knows it. Incredible…
I don’t know what to say about that, so I won’t.
PS: I think the iPhone is junk, even if this dude was involved in its creation;
If you live in Europe, the N95 is the way to go and everyone knows it.

]]> By: You know who I am Steve Jobs http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/comment-page-1/#comment-239063 You know who I am Steve Jobs Thu, 31 May 2007 06:18:00 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/05/31/iphone-draught-in-the-works/#comment-239063 I ordinarily wouldn't put a comment in a stupid blog but your behaviour is so infuriating Steve Jobs, I have to. Steve: This is a promise. I will do everything possible to see that justice prevails and that you face criminal prosecution for robbing me. You, Larry and if she was complicit, Gina. You dirty fucking assholes. I guarantee you: you will face Federal charges for filing perjured patent applications with the USPTO, and Matt Powers and his crooked shithead partners at WG&M who have been conspiring with you will face prosecution under the RICO statutes. I will help Motorola and Palm and RIM and VerizonWireless and Sprint and any others who are being irreparably harmed by your criminal activities centering on, but limited to the iPhone, to obtain an injunction against your sale of the iPhone. It's a big world Steve. Not everyone is on your side. And though you can buy many to help you commit your crimes, there are people out there who cannot be bought. I for one have never cared about money. Hence, I will not rest until you are brought to justice. Gina Smith, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Steven Rizzi, Stephen D. Kahn, you fucking well know who I am. I'm going to get you!!!! I ordinarily wouldn’t put a comment in a stupid blog but your behaviour is so infuriating Steve Jobs, I have to.

Steve: This is a promise. I will do everything possible to see that justice prevails and that you face criminal prosecution for robbing me. You, Larry and if she was complicit, Gina. You dirty fucking assholes.

I guarantee you: you will face Federal charges for filing perjured patent applications with the USPTO, and Matt Powers and his crooked shithead partners at WG&M who have been conspiring with you will face prosecution under the RICO statutes.

I will help Motorola and Palm and RIM and VerizonWireless and Sprint and any others who are being irreparably harmed by your criminal activities centering on, but limited to the iPhone, to obtain an injunction against your sale of the iPhone.

It’s a big world Steve. Not everyone is on your side. And though you can buy many to help you commit your crimes, there are people out there who cannot be bought. I for one have never cared about money. Hence, I will not rest until you are brought to justice.

Gina Smith, Larry Ellison, Steve Jobs, Steven Rizzi, Stephen D. Kahn, you fucking well know who I am.

I’m going to get you!!!!

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