If someone could explain why or how this is funny, on some level other than a base one, I’d be thankful. It’s one of those exploding golf balls, but at its center, it’s got a condom. Not a wrapped up one, which you could later use to avoid getting The Herp from the course hooker in the pro shop, but rather, ya know, just a condom. Supposedly it just flies out when the ball ’splodes. There’s some pun in there somewhere, but I won’t be the one to make it.
No, really, I don’t get it. Explain this to me, and you win my eternal respect for a month. Eternal, friends.
Oh, and it comes with a “sexy tee”, which means a piece of plastic roughly shaped like a girl. Sexy!
Exploding! Golf ball (with condom inside!) [product page, via Nerd Approved]
I think it is a rather cruel joke considering most people that read Nerd Approved would probably not have any use for one.
This is actually not a bachelor party fun toy but in reality a deadly weapon. Here’s the proof: You buy one of those and then go to the fanciest golf club in your area, let’s say at the Ritz Carlton Resort in Half Moon Bay, California. While walking around innocently you quickly swap out the ball of that 72 year old multi-billionaire who is too busy climbing into his golf cart and joking with Eric Schmidt about how expensive it has become to fuel up their private Boeing 767s and then watch him go down with a heart-attack once the condom projectile lands right on his bald forehead. Guarranteed to make them laugh!
Can’t believe I missed it the first time, I think the joke has to do with using a “Wood”
Actually, I would personally need the condom after seeing that sexy tee. I’d be polishing my putter in no time flat. Is that NOT turning anyone else on?
The condom is for a woodland creature to eat, choke on, and die from. Hilarious!
So golfers dumb enough to fall for this gag don’t reproduce.