The SureFire Titan is an LED flashlight that packs a blinding wallop. This tiny device features a variable-output LED that allows you to select light inputs between one and 30 lumens.
To top that off, it is housed within a fine looking titanium canister. At least I think it’s fine looking. Maybe I’m distracted.
Available now for the low, low price of $500.
Product Page [via Uncrate]
I’m drawn to this light like a moth to a
boobflame.“This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 at 3:10 pm and is filed under SureFire Titan, titanium, excess, LED, Boobs.” — Cracks me up.
Surefire Flashlight Marketing:
Ad Man 1: So… yeah, how are we going to sell a 500 dollar keychain LED flashlight?
Ad Man 2 [clicks through some Korean cell phone launches on CrunchGear]: The same way all these nerdy phone companies sell overpriced and buggy phones. Boobs.
The Surefire Tits’an flashlight.
“Now for only 500$!”
*Boobs not Included
Wouldn’t the photo be better if the thing were turned on?
Do you really think that anyone looks at the Flashlight?
it is actually 0 to 65 lumens
Didnt know breast were measured in Lumens