We didn’t get very many entries, but the entries we did get were great. Hit the jump for the videos and to vote for the best and technologically dullest Pater in existence. We’ll close voting on Friday at 12pm EST so the winner can tell Pops the good news.
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An on-camera interview with a real Pater Obsoletis, Johnal’s Dad. There is red tape on his VCR because its broken. He NEEDS a TV.
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Nigel tells a sad story about an 8-track, a dad, and a lonely garage.
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Jeremy’s dad is pitiful. He doesn’t even have a remote control for his TV. Watch all the way through to see who gets all the cash in the family.
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Finally, we have TeeHud, a poor former student who you may or not recognize. His dad is so old and outdated that his Social Security Number is 1.
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Chris couldn’t get YouTube to work, but here’s his Dad-rant.
Please vote only once. Any robot shenanigans will be frowned upon.
Yay Johnal’s dad! Haha!
Johnal’s dad is awesome and deserves a new tv. I vote for him!
I do agree he is an awesome dad. :)
My vote is for Johnal! You rock Johnal’s Dad!!
Guys
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Voto por johnal por que tiene un papa obsoleto
Hands down!! Johnal’s dad is the winner! good luck Mr!
Johnal’s dad is No1, no doubt
Curse girl-techs with Taun Taun shirts!?!
But her dad looks like he needs a new tv. Say la vee.
Its hard to have a valid winner if the poll is not working.
Johnal’s dad get’s my vote…poor guy doesn’t have a REAL remote control.
johnal’s dad. hands down.
Johnal’s dad! What a 70s-80s’ time warp. Reminds me of my dad wearing 50s-60’s stuff until he passed away.
I’ve been trying to vote for johnal, and I haven’t been able to
I’ve been trying to vote for johnal and I haven’t been able to.
Must be Good Dad !
clear your cookies if you’re having trouble voting
Johnal’s dad is the best.
Johnal’s Dad is classic Dad!!!
He lives next door to me and all I can say is; ” I have the best neighbours in town!!!”.
Vote for Oscar, Johnal’s Dad.
The poll isn’t working I vote for Johnal’s Dad!
Poll isn’t working, I vote for Jeremy!
Vote: I vote for Jeremy #3 The website will not let me vote.
Poll isn’t working, I vote for Johnal’s Dad!
My vote goes to Jeremy
Poll not working – My vote goes to Jeremy – please count me
I vote for Jeremy – poll wasn’t working right.
I vote for Johnal’s Dad
My vote is for Jeremy – Poll not working
i vote for johnal
If the poll ended at 9am, 12pm EST, does this mean Johnal’s Dad won? It was by far the best video and the most in need of a new TV!!
I vote for Johnal’s Dad, he’s such an amazing father. Happy Father’s Day Asgar!!!
Definitely, Johnal’s Dad!!!!
One vote for Johnal’s Dad
I try to vote for Johnal and I can`t, please put my vote for him thank you.
Add another vote for Johnal’s dad…. Happy Father’s Day!
Voto por Johnal porque tiene un papá pasado de moda.
Johnal’s dad clearly needs the new television. He gets my vote for sure!!!
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