Executives on Wall Street, take note. If you need a good source of entertainment but won’t be caught with any metal that isn’t gold, well then you’re in luck. Slinky has just released a 14-karat gold-plated Slinky toy for spoiled little kids everywhere. Not only is it a fun toy which will eventually become tangled into a complete mess, it’s a $69 toy that will become tangled into a complete mess! At least they give you a snazzy wooden carrying case for it.

Still want one? Guess that holiday bonus you got at the firm was pretty hefty this year. They’re available now wherever fine toys are sold. Chances are you can find it at FAO Schwarz or Neimans.

Gold-Plated Slinky [Luxist]