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Proof of Intelligent Design

And their whole body, and their backs, and their hands, and their wings, and the wheels, were full of eyes round about, even the wheels that they four had … And every one had four faces: the first face was the face of an 30-something-year-old gentleman who wants to replay the entire Zelda series, and the second face was the face of John screaming in horror at the length of the posts he’s turning out, and the third the face of a John kind of digging the entire concept, but thinking “Doesn’t this guy have a mortgage?,” and the fourth the face of John resigned to the fact that on the Internet, anyone writing about anyone’s favorite anything can become an unstoppable and gut-wrenching experience and to just to roll with it. And the Lord, actually the guy, said:

The fires that blocked her escape were no match for the magical blade I carried, and then Link and Zelda were reunited at last.

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