Up until now, straws were straight tubes of disposable soft plastic that your parents would use to transfer various liquids from cup-like containers into their dry, smelly mouths.
Thanks to ThinkGeek.com, you’ve now got the ability — nay, the obligation — to mod your straws into various mind-blowing drinking apparatuses.
Introducing the DIY Drinking Strawz. You’ll get 20 flexible rubber connectors and 16 translucent (translucent!) straw pieces. Everything’s machine washable so make sure to use this kit over and over again, resisting the ingrained impulse to chew the straws apart and/or throw them away.
Look at the handsome couple on their first date. Don’t they look happy simultaneously sipping syrup, suds, and sauce? You, too, can get into the straw-modding game today for $13 plus shipping.
They need straws of different circumference so you can control the mix levels!
(Think Rum and Coke!)
different sizes or ball valves that adjust how much you get
and what about backwash?
do i want to be sharing a mixed drink of this nature and worry about the booze to spit ratio? A check valve, but it would have to placed far enough down to collect the backwash, with out it coming out the top of the straw
$13 uh? Maybe I’ll release my valves as an expansion pack
lol. that is crazy. but i think it will just sit and collect dust until it is disposed of.