We’re in a fight, dear readers. I know you’re cheating on me, but just tell me what I did wrong. Are you seeing someone else? Could I have done something different to have prevented this? Fine! Whatever, you dirty whore. Be that way. Leave. See if I care!!! No. Don’t go. I can change, I promise. Just give me one more chance.
Karen, call me.










Wow! That was… so awesomely… shit.
Was pretty good — a little anticlimactic though. I was hopin’ to see the red ring of death.
i was expecting the same thing, but it was still pretty funny.