Let us bow before Almighty Apple. Who could forget when word hit that Apple was going to give all of its full-time employees free iPhones? Those iPhones are now arriving, thank goodness. Several employees report that they’ve received their iPhone and are now instantly happier: those who were bald now have full heads of hair and those who were frail are now strong. Everyone has to pay for their own service, though. No free lunch strikes again.

One caveat: contract employees (the folks who were at Apple’s Austin, Texas call center, for example) won’t be getting a free iPhone. Here’s looking to an internal revolt.

Free iPhones reach Apple employees [Think Secret]