Fat people are totally annoying, right? All fat and out of shape, getting in my way and taking up sooo much space on airplanes. Just enough already. That’s why this chair from—where else?—Japan makes me so damn happy. When normal, good people sit on it, the chair radiates a light blue. When good ol’ Fatsington McFatperson sits down, the chair glows red. Red like the color of apples. Maybe if you’d eat one you wouldn’t be so fat.
Thank you, fuwa pica, makers of such an amazing and long-needed chair.
Product Page [fuwa pica via Sci Fi Tech]
What about sumo wrestlers?
Yup, this is it. This is the last post I’m reading from you guys. Too immature, no good information. Say goodbye to my RSS feeds, losers.
Did you get fired from Gizmodo? Second-rate punks.
fat fuck detected
Phlipper, you will be missed. I mean not noticed. I mean.. lose some weight you harpoonable lame fuck.
Phlipper, you will be missed. no wait whats that other word? Unnoticed.
I mean.. lose some weight you harpoonable lame ass.
Colors schmolors! Where’s the chair that cries in pain when a large person sits on it?
I always tell my brother that we would all treat our electronics/furniture better if said items let out a scream of pain whenever you mistreated them.
if it only took an apple i would be all about it. unfortunately that is not the case and some people are just fat no matter what they try.
This only seems like a good idea until your wife/girlfriend makes a red glow.
LOL@dickface – so dumb he took two attempts to write the same comment. You should register that domain name you made up – it suits you.
fat ass
I agree with Philliper, maybe I’m not enough of a jerk to understand why this would be so funny. I’m moving on to something else as well. This isn’t information it’s something that’s not worth my time.
Uhhhh .. your content caters to geeks. Computer-using, desk-jockying, non-exercising types. Alot of us are fat. lrnyourdemokthxbai
I used to be horribly overweight, so I would totally buy that thing, so I can just go Hoo-Ha! each time I sit on it, well not exactly since I’m back to my old weight, just this time it’s muscle instead of fat!
ummm yah how fat do u have to be for it to turn red? 200 250?
well how fucking pointless. so basically its a scale with a light in it? the japanese are heading backwards.
ok bear with me for a sec
about what you said HOW FUCKING CRUEL!!!!!!!!! true but cruel!
ok so I do think this is cool and it would motivate me to loose weight (if I didn’t brake it lol) but still why do they even make these things. it would be so embarrassing to go to a party knowing I’m the biggest one there and have a chair basically say ouch get off me. it could make any one feel really bad about them self and that is already a bad enough problem