The Fat Person Detecting Chair: Sweet Justice
- August 1st, 2007
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- 12 Comments
Fat people are totally annoying, right? All fat and out of shape, getting in my way and taking up sooo much space on airplanes. Just enough already. That’s why this chair from—where else?—Japan makes me so damn happy. When normal, good people sit on it, the chair radiates a light blue. When good ol’ Fatsington McFatperson sits down, the chair glows red. Red like the color of apples. Maybe if you’d eat one you wouldn’t be so fat.
Thank you, fuwa pica, makers of such an amazing and long-needed chair.
Product Page [fuwa pica via Sci Fi Tech]
greatslack (Who am I?)
11 months ago
What about sumo wrestlers?
Phlipper (Who am I?)
11 months ago
Yup, this is it. This is the last post I’m reading from you guys. Too immature, no good information. Say goodbye to my RSS feeds, losers.
Did you get fired from Gizmodo? Second-rate punks.
dickface (Who am I?)
11 months ago
Phlipper, you will be missed. I mean not noticed. I mean.. lose some weight you harpoonable lame fuck.
dickface (Who am I?)
11 months ago
Phlipper, you will be missed. no wait whats that other word? Unnoticed.
I mean.. lose some weight you harpoonable lame ass.
Katchoo (Who am I?)
11 months ago
Colors schmolors! Where’s the chair that cries in pain when a large person sits on it?
I always tell my brother that we would all treat our electronics/furniture better if said items let out a scream of pain whenever you mistreated them.
cb (Who am I?)
11 months ago
if it only took an apple i would be all about it. unfortunately that is not the case and some people are just fat no matter what they try.
Anonymous
11 months ago
This only seems like a good idea until your wife/girlfriend makes a red glow.
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Nathan Taylor (Who am I?)
11 months ago
LOL@dickface - so dumb he took two attempts to write the same comment. You should register that domain name you made up - it suits you.
Michael (Who am I?)
11 months ago
I agree with Philliper, maybe I’m not enough of a jerk to understand why this would be so funny. I’m moving on to something else as well. This isn’t information it’s something that’s not worth my time.
FeedReader
11 months ago
Uhhhh .. your content caters to geeks. Computer-using, desk-jockying, non-exercising types. Alot of us are fat. lrnyourdemokthxbai
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Deus Mortus
10 months ago
I used to be horribly overweight, so I would totally buy that thing, so I can just go Hoo-Ha! each time I sit on it, well not exactly since I’m back to my old weight, just this time it’s muscle instead of fat!
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hello
4 months ago
ummm yah how fat do u have to be for it to turn red? 200 250?
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