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BioShock’s Science is Bunk! Bunk, I Tells Ya!
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by John Biggs on August 23, 2007

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Penny Arcade is dead wrong. I asked a real live scientist (my friend Teresa) who has a Doctorate in Scientology and she said:

I can’t think of anything that I involved with plasmids (the normal in-the-lab kind that I use) that involves fire or blowing things up

There are a lot of things in lab that you could use to start a fire or
blow things up and I can guarantee you that plasmids are not one of
them.

Penny Arcade Guys: get your facts straight, OK? God.

But this does make us wonder: maybe they’re using not the “in-the-lab” kind but the kind that kills people. Possible?

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  • John, I want some of the stuff you smoked before writing this post! Just make sure not to take pictures of it with your cell phone…

  • “Real live scientist (my friend Teresa) who has a Doctorate in Scientology”

    Hmmm… that is an insult to the entire scientific community, it’s like equating the pope with Einstein. Scientology isn’t a science, it’s a religion!

    Reading a storybook doesn’t make you a scientist!

    Jon

  • Pst… Jon.. I think it was supposed to be a joke.

    As a scientist myself I’ve been vaguely chuckling at the plasmids in Bioshock, while also silently cursing that it’ll make it more difficult to Google genuine plasmids. (Although I doubt any in bioshock will be called pRep1 for example.)

    While I have never used plasmids to blow things up, I have used them to make things glow under UV light, which is at least slightly exciting.

  • James… am I not allowed to be sarcastic sometimes? ;-) I guess lots gets lost when typing responses…

    Jon

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