I’m hoping this little guy makes the jump across the Pacific, because it’s time for some of you suckers to go back to school! And if school for you was anything like it was for me, it’s just one big long exhausted hangover. But if you want to grow up to be a popular blogger, like yours truly, you’ll need something to keep you awake during those boring classes.
I used trucker speed, but only because this stuff hadn’t been invented yet.
You wear it on your ear, and if your head dips below a certain angle, its vibrating alarm wakes you up. I’m sure it’s just as safe as a cellphone. I’m sure it’s safer than the crosstops I used.
Wake-Up Angel [Design Town, via ]
Yes because a gentle vibrating sensation is definitely going to wake someone who can’t even keep their head up. I could think of far better ways. A blood sample from your inner ear would probably work best though.
I use those caffeine pills when I need to drive and stay awake…but I am desperately hoping for automated cars that can drive themselves…otherwises its a mixture of pills and pulling off and taking a nap.
I guess if you accidentally look at your fly, you would trigger this “gentle vibration”?
If you really need this perhaps you should be in bed. Or simplify your life so it’s not so overscheduled. Driving? PLEASE. Go take a nap at a Waffle House parking lot.