Hell, why stop with a phone? According to rumors somebody’s second cousin made up, Volkswagen and Apple are apparently having secret talks about an iCar. The car will be so technologically advanced, that etc. etc….blah blah. You know the deal with these Apple rumors. Several tie-ins with Apple products…draw in the consumer…etc.

Thankfully, we here at CrunchGear know this second cousin and have obtained concept renderings that Apple and Volkswagen DO NOT want you to see. See that Jellyfish above? Traction control. The crude rims? 802.11n. If only you knew.

Report claims Apple talking with Volkswagen over ‘iCar’ [AppleInsider]