These new fangled cellphones the kids are carrying around today, have you seen them? The ones with the GPS units, like Helio’s handsets? Totally rad. I’m thinking I might get one. I think I can even get my work to pay for it. Then I don’t even have to be at work, I can get calls anywhere. I’ll have so much free time!

I just have to make sure I’m not like this guy, who got fired because he was goofing off at work. His boss traced him on the phone’s GPS, and could tell he wasn’t always where he was supposed to be. Oops.

‘TRACK’ MAN IS SACKED [NYP, via BB]