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I have no idea why Popeye and Olive Oyle were at Digital Life, but Pac-Man was repping Namco and looked really happy to be walking around in a hot mascot suit all day.

After the jump, Popeye and a dirty elementary school classic. Be warned though, Popeye’s chin looks like a pair of balls, so it may be a little NSFW if your boss is a testicle connoisseur.

I’m Popeye the Sailorman
I live in a garbage can
I turned on the gas
and blew off my ass
I’m Popeye the Sailorman!

Wakka wakka wakka wakka.