I’m sure you have like two or thee USB drives at this point (”perhaps more than that, Nicholas”) and rather than throw them in a drawer somewhere, why not plug them into this imaginary holder? Yes, if it ever were to materialize, you’d be able to plug up to five USB drives into this holder. It’s also fairly decorative: once a drive is plugged in, that candle flame-looking thing lights up like so many, um, lights.

’twas designed by Chong Mingliang Sky. Know it, love it, wish it were real.

Hold’em Down, Light’em Up [Yanko Design]