
Remember that nice, big dick on the clock on the screen of those Motorola phones? It’s now Moto’s Loch Ness Monster: despite evidence, it doesn’t exist. BGR, who brought us the story, got a quote from Moto saying it was just unfortunate shading, and if someone’s offended, they can just disable the analog-style clock.
It’s a bit of a mia culpa for sure, there was no real chance Moto would come out and say, “Yah, we put a big penis on our phones,” so it was kind of expected. However, what if Motorola had done that? What if it had said, “Yah, ya know what? Yes. It’s a phallus. It’s a male member. Sue us.”
If they had done that, I would have taken back every bad thing I’ve said about the RAZR series. Really.












Hey, I am really sorry to hear if you think those are giant genitals….that thing is tiny!!
Does anyone else find it ironic that the picture featuring the secret motorola genetalia also says (a lot less subtlely) the word “TOOLS” in the corner - in large and visible text :-)