Apparently a couple of days ago at CTIA, former president Bill Clinton sent his first text message to his wife Hillary. ZDNet’s Russell Shaw says, "Another example of how most politicians are clueless about tech. Bill Clinton’s first tech message? This is October 2007?"
Maybe, but the idea of a politician pecking away at a cell phone is kind of a silly visual to me. Anyone else? That’s what BlackBerry-toting assistants are for. You would think, though, that of the somewhat-older generation of politicians, Bill would be the one with the unlimited texting plan so that he could [insert requisite adultery joke here].
Bill Clinton loses his SMS virginity for Hillary’s 60th [ZDNet.com]
Why would he want to insert a requisite adultery joke? He’s too busy inserting cigars.
This is as exciting as Bush Sr. discovering UPC readers at the supermarket.
& why do I care?
Hey! didn’t his vice president invent the internet?
picture looks fake to me.
It’s a fake. Obviously it was done by photoshop, duh. I can even do that!
You can even tell it’s a fake. The iPhone isn’t even big in the palm of someone’s hand. That is just TOO BIG! I would know, I have one. Duh. =))
Speaking of Bill Clinton:
It is opined that Bill Clinton committed racist hate crimes, and I am not free to say anything further about it.
Respectfully Submitted by Andrew Y. Wang, J.D. Candidate
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993
(I can type 90 words per minute, and there are probably thousands of copies on the Internet indicating the content of this post.)
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“If only it were possible to ban invention that bottled up memories so they never got stale and faded.” Off the top of my head—it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.