Comments on: The random endorsement: iPod nano http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/ Gadgets, gear and computer hardware. Thu, 03 Dec 2009 06:53:47 -0500 hourly 1 By: lala land http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/comment-page-1/#comment-959392 lala land Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:29:58 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/#comment-959392 bollox bollox

]]> By: Jon http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/comment-page-1/#comment-494764 Jon Thu, 25 Oct 2007 15:16:52 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/#comment-494764 Nicholas, I hate to break it to you but each time you touch your iPod, it does a DNA analysis of your sweat and sends this information to a super computer second only to skynet deep in the bowels of Apple. As a result, Apple knows exactly who you are, what you did with your hand minutes before and with the integrated micro-GPS unit, which pocked you prefer to place your iPod into! Apple then sends out a mass "message" via g3 networks back to your iPod telling your body to flood the dopamine receptors in your brain when ever a new iPod is released... causing you to replace your not totally built-in-obsolete iPod before it's time is up. Makes perfect sense to me... Jon Nicholas, I hate to break it to you but each time you touch your iPod, it does a DNA analysis of your sweat and sends this information to a super computer second only to skynet deep in the bowels of Apple. As a result, Apple knows exactly who you are, what you did with your hand minutes before and with the integrated micro-GPS unit, which pocked you prefer to place your iPod into!

Apple then sends out a mass “message” via g3 networks back to your iPod telling your body to flood the dopamine receptors in your brain when ever a new iPod is released… causing you to replace your not totally built-in-obsolete iPod before it’s time is up.

Makes perfect sense to me…

Jon

]]> By: Nicholas Deleon http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/comment-page-1/#comment-494692 Nicholas Deleon Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:58:58 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/#comment-494692 @ Jon As if Apple even knows who I am. @ Jon

As if Apple even knows who I am.

]]> By: John Biggs http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/comment-page-1/#comment-494633 John Biggs Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:09:48 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/#comment-494633 To be fair, we joined it a few months ago but were too lazy to shill until today. To be fair, we joined it a few months ago but were too lazy to shill until today.

]]> By: Jon http://www.crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/comment-page-1/#comment-494600 Jon Thu, 25 Oct 2007 13:46:54 +0000 http://crunchgear.com/2007/10/25/the-random-endorsement-ipod-nano/#comment-494600 The only thing missing from this blog article was "by the way, I just joined PPP (pay per post)" ;-) Good sum-up... Jon The only thing missing from this blog article was “by the way, I just joined PPP (pay per post)” ;-) Good sum-up…

Jon

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